IN Chapter 21 Milking Tits

Gu Tuantuan sat on Jiang Ye’s lap. To maintain her balance, she placed a hand gently on his shoulder. She tried to avoid touching the bruised areas as much as possible.

Jiang Ye’s large hands molded to her breasts. They burned like a brand upon her skin. Even though his hands were still, she felt a numb, tingling pleasure radiate down her body. 

Gu Tuantuan squirmed, “I can’t clean your wounds like this.”

“You’re doing fine.”

She struggled to no avail, and so, she accepted her fate. The medicine box was placed a little behind Jiang Ye. She had to lean into him in order to reach it. Originally, his hands were only loosely covering her breasts, but now it was as if she was purposely pressing her breasts into his palms. Like soft putty, her flesh spilled out from the gaps between his fingers.

Her face grew hot.

She pulled a tube of ointment from the medicine box and fumbled with the cap, nearly dropping it. Carefully, she held the tip of the tube to her index finger and slowly squeezed out the thick balm. (UY: Why does this sound so dirty?)

His fingers suddenly flexed. She yelped in surprise, wholly unprepared. Her hand tightened reflexively on the tube that she was holding, and a large glob of ointment spurted out. (UY: …)

She let out a trembling exhalation, “Don’t—”

“Why? You don’t like it?”

She turned away, unable to respond.

She had tried massaging her own breasts in the shower just like Jiang Ye was doing now, but it never felt the same. No matter how she tried, it never felt as good. The kind of pleasure that Jiang Ye’s hands gave her… Every attempt at trying to replicate that sensation only made her yearn for the real thing.

She didn’t dare dwell on those shameless thoughts.

Right now, Gu Tuantuan was too mortified to speak. She, who had a retort for every occasion, couldn’t seem to string two coherent words together.

Deciding to ignore his question altogether, she said, “I’m going to apply this ointment now. It might sting a little.”

She tried her best to look calm and began to apply the ointment to Jiang Ye’s bruises.

An icy, stinging sensation spread over his skin. It was as if he were being pricked by a thousand tiny needles, but he barely registered the pain. His entire being was focused on the sensation of the two soft, springy mounds of succulent flesh. He weighed them in his palms—they were hefty—and their shape distorted as he kneaded them.

The boy was enthralled by her tits. He played with them in every way imaginable: he tugged them to the right, then to the left; sometimes his touch would be heavy, and other times it would be light…

“Nnngh… Ah!”

A moan escaped from her lips. The drawn out sound rose and ended on a squeak.

It was a noise she had never made before. It was such a wanton, lust-filled noise; she almost couldn’t believe she was the one who made it. How humiliating! She wanted to crawl into a hole and die. What she didn’t realize was the effect the sound had on the boy she was sitting on.

The thin thread of his restraint snapped.

Before Gu Tuantuan even realized what was happening, he had already pulled her shirt over her head and pushed her bra cups to the side. Two tender, luscious mounds popped into view.

Warm, moist lips latched onto her sensitive nipple.

The boy’s tongue lapped at the rosy bud until it beaded into a hard pebble.

Another—more intense—wave of tingling pleasure washed through her.

A torrent of heat spread down to her lower abdomen and gushed out. She felt her underwear grow damp.

“S-stop licking…”

Gu Tuantuan squirmed in discomfort. She pushed against Jiang Ye’s shoulder, trying to free her breast from his mouth, but the suctioning power of his lips was too great. A zap of electricity shot through her breast as it was tugged. Gu Tuantuan froze. She breathed hard.

Jiang Ye used the tip of his tongue to draw circles around Gu Tuantuan’s nipple. He rolled the hard bud round and round. Then, he opened his mouth to suck even more of her breast into his mouth.

A tremor stole through Gu Tuantuan’s body, and the excess glob of ointment fell from her finger onto Jiang Ye’s back.

The soft flesh of the girl’s breast filled the boy’s mouth. Gu Tuantuan could feel the boy’s hot breath. Occasionally, his sharp teeth would scrape against her sensitive skin. The acute pain caused her to whimper, “Wuuuu… Not so rough…”

Jiang Ye heard her and slowed down, but he didn’t let go.

Just one taste—he didn’t expect that he would become addicted. The girl’s tits were as soft and tender as silken tofu. All he wanted was to take a big bite out of it. The thought circled obsessively in his head until he almost couldn’t stop himself. On top of that, her mildly sweet scent only made him crave her more. He didn’t want to let any part of her go.

Like this, Jiang Ye gorged himself on her tits as if trying to swallow her whole.

Another jolt of electricity shot through her nipple. She wanted to escape, but there was nowhere to go. She was trapped. All she could do was let the indescribable sensation radiate through her body.

She forgot about trying to avoid the wounds on his shoulder and her purpose for inviting him in. Her hand grabbed the side of his shoulder, and the ointment smeared randomly across his upper back.

Jiang Ye pulled back until her breast finally popped out of his mouth. She was finally freed. The dusky pink areola glistened wetly with his saliva. The exposed tip trembled delicately in the cool air.

Gu Tuantuan was in a fog. She couldn’t see or think clearly. She was currently sitting on top of a boy with her shirt off and her bra pushed under her breasts. Her tits were laid out in front of the boy like a feast.

The temptation was too great, And Jiang Ye was hungry for more. He would happily eat her sumptuous breasts for the rest of his life without getting sick of them.

Jiang Ye glanced at the ointment slathered unevenly over his entire upper torso. “So this is how Doctor Gu treats her patients.”

Gu Tuantuan wanted to refute, but she was scared that he would start licking her again. She didn’t dare to stir that hornet’s nest, but deep down she still felt wronged. This wasn’t her fault! “Then… Then let me apply it again.”

“No need.”

Jiang Ye hooked one arm under Gu Tuantuan’s knees and another one around her back, then he picked her up.

“I think you are much more effective than all of these ointments.”

IN Chapter 20 Disinfecting

Jiang Ye and Gu Tuantuan entered the empty apartment. The door closed softly behind them.

The living room was completely dark. Gu Tuantuan turned on the lights. She handed Jiang Ye a pair of large slippers and said, “Wait here, I’ll go get the disinfectant.”

She quickly scurried off. It was just the two of them in an empty house. The realization of that made her heart thump wildly. There was an inexplicable tightness in her chest—it was a new sensation she had never felt before.

Jiang Ye changed his shoes and sat down on a plain-looking chair. Tilting his head to the side, he gingerly touched the red welt on his neck. He hissed through his teeth at the stinging pain. How many hits did they land with those goddamn stick things? His neck and shoulders had taken the brunt of the blows.

He didn’t actually know how to fight. He had never taken any martial arts classes. During the brawl, he used pure, brute strength to overwhelm his opponents.

At the time he didn’t notice any pain, but now that the adrenaline had worn off…

“Stop touching it. What if it gets infected?”

Gu Tuantuan returned with the first aid kit. There were jars of various ointments and balms spilling out of the box.

She set the hefty box down on the floor and pulled out a bottle of saline solution and some sterile cotton buds. After soaking a cotton bud in the solution, she gently patted it over the scratch above Jiang Ye’s brow.

Fortunately, the wound wasn’t as bad as it looked.

“Doctor Gu, am I still pretty?” Jiang Ye pouted and batted his lashes at her.

Gu Tuantuan rolled her eyes. She couldn’t deal with his shenanigans right now. After the wound was thoroughly cleaned, she took out a new cotton bud and soaked it in an iodine solution. She lightly applied it all over the wounded area.

The girl moved closer to examine her handiwork. A few strands of her hair brushed against Jiang Ye’s face and tickled his cheek.

Her lips were right at Jiang Ye’s eye level. They were pressed into a thin line as she concentrated.

The two were so close, if he tilted his head up at the right angle, their lips would meet.

Jiang Ye’s eyes darkened.

“Stop moving!”

Gu Tuantuan warned him sternly. She nearly just stabbed him in the eye with the tweezers holding the cotton bud!

It took multiple applications and reapplications of the iodine solution before she was finally satisfied. Next, she turned her attention to the welts that could be seen under the collar of his shirt. She paused to gather herself, then said in as neutral and even a tone as possible, “Take off your clothes. Let me take a look.”

Jiang Ye unbuttoned his blood-stained shirt. Some of the dried blood stuck to his skin. He carefully peeled the shirt off and let it drop to the floor.

“Ah—!” Gu Tuantuan gasped at the sight. Her hands flew up to cover her mouth.

There were several long, reddish-purple-colored bruises down the front and back of Jiang Ye’s bare torso. Although it wasn’t oozing blood like his neck and shoulders, Gu Tuantuan could still tell that they were every bit as painful.

She reached out to touch one of the marks. The tips of her fingers barely grazed the skin before she retracted it as if she were electrocuted.

How did he manage to fend off four people by himself? She couldn’t imagine…

“Jiang Ye, I—” She choked up.

Hot tears burned at her eyes and threatened to spill out. If it weren’t for her, Jiang Ye wouldn’t have been hurt like this.

Seeing Gu Tuantuan on the verge of tears again, Jiang Ye got up and patted her head. “Hey, it’s okay.” He grabbed her hand and pressed it to his bruise. His jaw clenched, but he endured through the pain. “See, it doesn’t hurt. It’s really not as bad as it looks.”

Gu Tuantuan vehemently shook her head, “Bu—”

Her words were cut off by his lips.

And her heart stopped.

His lips were warm. The place where their lips touched felt numb. It was as if a weak current flowed between them.

He drank her lips like a man dying of thirst. His tongue ran along the seam of her lips looking for an opening to slip in.

When he found it, his tongue charged through and ravaged every inch of her mouth.

Everywhere his tongue touched felt ablaze with fire.

Occasionally, their two tongues tangled together and their salivas mixed.

This was her first kiss. It happened so suddenly. Her eyes were still open. She couldn’t even remember how to breathe.

Just as she was about to run out of breath, Jiang Ye reluctantly let her go.

Their breaths mingled. Jiang Ye hooded his eyes and looked down at Gu Tuantuan’s glistening, swollen lips. “No buts.”

“But……”

“Hm?”

Jiang Ye dipped his head down and kissed her again. He sucked Gu Tuantuan’s tongue between his teeth and lightly bit down before slowly releasing her.

“I said, no buts.”

Gu Tuantuan turned away slightly. Her limbs felt weak from the kiss. She needed to hold onto his chest just to stay upright.

“I still have to clean your wounds.”

Her voice was small and unconvincing, but there was a trace of stubborn obstinance.

Jiang Ye smiled and sat down. He pulled Gu Tuantuan with him so that she sat across his lap. His hands slipped under her clothes and into her bra to palm her tits.

“Then, just apply the medicine like this.” Jiang Ye’s voice was low and husky.

IN Chapter 19 Invitation

Bang!

The door of the private karaoke box slammed open.

The ghostly wail of a young man’s voice ceased abruptly, leaving only the instrumentals to continue to play in the background.

Eight or nine pairs of eyes all turned to look at her.

There was a familiar face among them—Liu Kai, the dark-skinned boy from the basketball court, recognized her. “Ah! You’re that girl… uhh—” He couldn’t think of her name.

Gu Tuantuan stood bent over with one hand clutching the door. Her lungs burned as she wheezed out the words, “Help! Haa… Help! Jiang Ye… He-He’s been surrounded… by a group of people!”

“WHAT?!”

“FUCK!”

“WHERE?!”

Several people shouted at once, jumping to their feet. They were all part of the basketball club; every single one of them was over 1.8 meters tall (5’10”). The room felt too small all of a sudden.

Gu Tuantuan still couldn’t catch her breath. She pointed outside, towards the approximate location where she had left Jiang Ye and the others.

“They are courting death!”

“Bastards! Let’s go!”

Liu Kai was the first to rush out, and the others quickly followed. In the blink of an eye, the entire box became empty except for Gu Tuantuan.

She took several seconds to breathe and steady herself. Her throat felt so dry, but she didn’t have time to care. She picked herself up and ran back out.

In the lobby, the receptionist was dumbfounded. What’s going on? First, a girl ran in, and now, a whole horde of tall, teenage boys were stampeding into the lobby.

Their expressions looked murderous. The receptionist didn’t dare to stand in their way. He watched in stunned silence as one by one, they rushed out of the building.

Jiang Ye was sitting on a small stone bench by the side of the road. He had his head down with his forearms resting on his knees. He held two sticks in his hands, which he had snatched from his opponents amid the fight. A thin stream of blood trickled down his face from a small cut above his eyebrow.

After giving his jacket to Gu Tuantuan, all Jiang Ye wore was a white, button-up shirt. The shirt was now dyed an alarming shade of red with the top two buttons torn off. Through the gaping collar, a dark-red bruise could be seen extending from the side of his neck to his chest and disappeared under his shirt. The injury was clearly caused by one of the extendable batons. While it didn’t break skin, the force of the blow was enough to cause blood to pool beneath the surface and ooze out in small beads from his pores. It was still a frightening sight to behold.

Three people lay in the dirt in front of Jiang Ye, twisting and groaning in agony. One of them had run away, but it wasn’t the young man with the tattooed arm. In fact, he was beaten the worst—his face was barely recognizable under all of the blood.

Next to him was a broken baton, completely bent out of shape. It showed the intensity at which they fought. 

“If any of you motherfuckers dare to lay one finger on my Brother Jiang, I swear I’ll—!”

You could hear him before you saw him. Liu Kai was the first to make it to the scene. He choked back the rest of his words.

Quickly, the others also arrived. Their eyes all widened as they took in the wreckage in front of them.

After the initial shock wore off, Liu Kai uttered with disappointment, “Damn Brother Jiang, you’re no fun. You should have left at least one of them for us.”

The corner of Jiang Ye’s mouth twitched. His fingers tightened around the handles of the batons. He thought about giving Liu Kai the beating he was asking for. Last time, when he took Gu Tuantuan to the bus stop… he was only gone for a few minutes, but this fool managed to lose six points! He might as well use this opportunity to teach him a lesson right now.

“Jiang Ye!”

Gu Tuantuan finally made it. She could only see the blood covering Jiang Ye’s face and clothes. Her eyes stung as hot tears pushed out from the corners of her eyes. “Didn’t you say that there wouldn’t be a fight?”

Jiang Ye was surprised. Not only did she go to find his teammates, but she actually came back. He cupped her face and used his thumbs to gently brush away her tears.

“Don’t cry.”

But his words had the opposite effect. Big, fat tears spilled down her face as she cried even harder.

Gu Tuantuan sniffled loudly and anxiously tugged at his bloodstained shirt. “Let’s call an ambulance. There’s so much blood. Why is there so much blood? We have to get you to a hospital.”

Jiang Ye looked down at his shirt. “This isn’t my blood,” he remarked; tipping his chin towards the three on the ground, he continued, “It’s theirs.”

Gu Tuantuan looked at him dubiously.

“For real. Would I lie to you?”

Jiang Ye reassure her again and again until Gu Tuantuan finally gave in.

The rest of the affairs were dumped onto Liu Kai. Despite his mischievous nature, he was actually the only child of the deputy police chief. In fact, Jiang Ye had considered this from the very beginning.

A little while later, two police cars arrived at the scene to arrest the people involved in the fight. One of the cars included the deputy chief.

But because of Jiang Ye’s relationship with Liu Kai, he didn’t have to go with the officers to the police station. In fact, his involvement never even made it onto the report.

After everyone left, Jiang Ye called up a taxi and took Gu Tuantuan home.

Gu Tuantuan fussed over him for the whole ride. She kept asking him whether it hurt or not. Several times, she even tried to divert the taxi to the hospital instead…

Jiang Ye expended a lot of energy trying to convince her that he was fine.

In the blink of an eye, the taxi had already arrived in front of Gu Tuantuan’s apartment complex.

Because it was late, Jiang Ye walked Gu Tuantuan upstairs to her door. As she dug out the keys and opened the door, she turned to look at Jiang Ye. The cut above his brow was still oozing with blood.

There was an uncomfortable sensation in her chest as if her heart was being squeezed. “Do you want to come in? I have some disinfectant and bandages at home. Let me clean your wound for you,” she offered.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea. If I go in like this, Auntie will…”

“My parents aren’t home, it’s just me tonight.” Gu Tuantuan realized how it sounded as soon as the sentence left her lips. She blushed at the suggestion.

Get your head out of the gutter… It was just an innocent remark. You didn’t mean anything, so play it cool…

“Okay,” he said without any hesitation.

Jiang Ye’s easy response made her heart skip a beat.

TL Woes:

Hmm… I wonder where this is going… 😏

Mini-update: I got a new job! I start in April! 🎉🎉🎉 Also, my roommate and I moved this past week. I’m not fully unpacked yet (I still have two boxes from our move two years ago… haha…ha…).

XX Umi Yuki

P.S. Check out the new Recommendations page! You guys keep recommending cool stuff to me; it would be unfair for me to keep it to myself.

IN Chapter 18 4v1

“Motherfucker, you—” The young man with the tattoo raised his head to look up at Jiang Ye. He broke off mid-sentence…

The tall, strapping youth towered over him. His face was shadowed, but the fierce glint in his dark pupils gleamed like a sharp blade.

A chill ran down the young man’s spine. His lips quivered twice before he snapped his mouth closed. The splitting pain in his skull told him to shut up now, or something even worse might befall him.

Jiang Ye stepped over the young man’s body and walked over to Gu Tuantuan’s side. He gently lifted her arm and carefully examined it. There’s a little redness—it will probably turn into a nasty bruise by tomorrow—but fortunately, nothing was broken.

His thumb stroked lightly over her skin, and the girl trembled. “Does it hurt?” he asked softly.

Gu Tuantuan shook her head, “It only hurt for a split second when I hit the wall, but it’s fine now.” Her eyes swept over the young man on the floor but avoided looking at his face. “Let’s just get out of here.”

“Okay.” Jiang Ye took her hand and led her away without saying another word. He could hear the anxiety in her voice.

Gu Tuantuan walked quickly. She didn’t slow down until she was past the revolving front door of the KtV lobby.

The sky was already dark. After a few days of scorching hot weather, the temperature finally began to drop.

Her rush to get out of there on top of what had happened caused a thin film of perspiration to form on her forehead. Now exposed to the elements, her entire body felt chilled to the bone.

She shook uncontrollably as a cool breeze swept by.

Jiang Ye took off his jacket and draped it over her shoulders. “Didn’t you say that you were staying at your grandma’s house and wouldn’t be back for a few more days?”

Gu Tuantuan pulled the collar of the jacket closer, taking comfort in the residual warmth left by his body. “I came back early to celebrate the class rep’s birthday…” She told him her reasons for returning early and then asked, “What about you? What are you doing here?”

Jiang Ye smiled, “The basketball club finished summer training today. One of the upperclassmen decided to treat everyone, so we all came out to have some fun. We’re in room 338.”

Room 338?

That’s right next to the room that the class rep had booked! Thankfully too, otherwise… she shuddered to think what could have happened.

“That person… Did you know him?” Jiang Ye asked referring to the young man with the tattoo.

Gu Tuantuan shook her head but then paused, and nodded. “I don’t know him know him. He’s someone the class rep had invited to celebrate his birthday.”

Jiang Ye’s eyes dimmed, he had a feeling that this incident might not be over just yet.

“Let me take you home,” he suggested.

“Mm.”

Hand in hand, the two walked away from the KtV. However, within minutes, they heard several footsteps approach from behind. A loud voice boomed from not so far away, “You want to run? If you’ve got the guts then stop right there, you son of a bitch!”

Gu Tuantuan turned her head to see four shadowy figures running toward them in the dark. Another figure trailed behind the rest, panting and out of breath, hollering, “Guys— Stop, don’t! We’re all friends here! There’s no need to go that far!”

It was the class rep.

“Friends my ass!” The young man with the tattoo was among the four chasing them. He gnashed his teeth together and kicked the class rep to the ground.

The leader of the group was a big, mean-looking man. He took two steps forward and spat, “You! Are you that fucker, Jiang Ye?”

“Yeah? So what?” Jiang Ye replied in a calm, even tone.

“So what?! You hit my brother! You tell me ‘so what’!” The man’s eyes bulged out. “You can kneel down right now and beg me for forgiveness, and I’ll let the matter slide. Or else, I’ll break both of your legs and turn you into a cripple.”

The class rep slowly picked himself out of the dirt, “Brother Tie, there must be some kind of a misunderstanding…”

“Piss off!”

The man that the class rep had called ‘Brother Tie’ kicked him back down. The kick landed heavily on the class rep’s ribs. He crumpled to the ground with a groan, tightly clutching his side, gasping for air.

Unable to watch on, Jiang Ye leaned down and whispered in Gu Tuantuan’s ear, “Why don’t you head back. Make sure to send me a message when you get home.”

“What about you……?”

“I’ll be fine. These boys and I are going to have a nice, long chat, so you go home first, okay?”

Jiang Ye saw the concern in the girl’s face. He smiled reassuringly, “Don’t worry. We won’t fight.”

Gu Tuantuan hesitated for a moment before nodding. “You be careful,” she said, then quickly walked away.

Jiang Ye watched Gu Tuantuan’s figure disappear into the night. He turned his attention back to the four people in front of him. Cracking his knuckles, he sneered, “Kneel down… to you? Dream on! You want to break my legs? You can go ahead and try. I dare you!” His voice was taunting.

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME!” The leader roared.

The young man with the tattoo couldn’t hold himself back any longer. He pulled a black, cylindrical object from his belt and snapped his wrist in a quick, downward motion.

Schwing! A crisp, metallic sound sliced through the air as the baton extended more than half a meter in length. Cold light from their surroundings glinted off the smooth, metal surface as he waved the baton around.

The other three followed suit.

The young man with the tattoo suddenly lunged. His expression was murderous as he gripped the baton and swung it down at Jiang Ye.

Jiang Ye raised his arm to block the blow. The metal made contact with his forearm. The sharp, shooting pain caused him to lose focus for a second. His pupils contracted, and his veins popped from his temples.

Fury colored his eyes, and he returned the favor with a punch to his attacker’s face.

The young man’s head snapped to the side. He staggered back a few steps. Blood poured out of his nose, and he spat out a mouthful of blood along with a loose tooth.

He stared down in disbelief before exploding in anger, “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!”

Gu Tuantuan didn’t go straight home but circled back to the KtV. She pushed past the door and ran into the lobby.

“Hello Miss, how may I— Hey!”

The front desk attendant stepped forward to greet her, but she dodged around him.

Gu Tuantuan sprinted through the long corridor. She kept her eyes laser-focused on the numbers above the doors, reading them as she passed.

Three-thirty-one, three-thirty-two, three-thirty-three…

Three-thirty-eight!

This is it! This is the room!

IN Chapter 17 My Name is…

The lighting inside the KtV1 was dim. There was just a ring of ambient light above the glass coffee table, which was filled with drinks and snacks. A rowdy group of girls and boys sat around the room chatting and laughing.

Gu Tuantuan sat in a far corner. Her small body sank into the plush leather sofa chair; she was looking down, engrossed in her phone.

Someone was belting out Deng Ziqi’s song, “Bubbles”. Occasionally, Gu Tuantuan would hum along to a verse or two.

For the past few days, she had been living at her grandma’s house. She did homework during the day and went to bed early at night. Life with her grandma was very consistent and balanced.

Because of that, she was able to finally finish her summer homework. Actually, Jiang Ye also made considerable contributions, especially in the subject of mathematics. She got a headache just looking at all the symbols on the page, and she was too lazy to figure it out. If there was something she didn’t understand, she’d just take a photo and send it to Jiang Ye. She didn’t have to wait long before he’d send the correct answer back to her. This was even better than Homework Helper!2

Originally, she was supposed to stay at her grandma’s house for a few more days… But it was the class rep’s birthday, and he invited everyone to celebrate at the KtV. Her grandma’s house was too far away from the venue, so she went home early.

Ding!

A message from Mama Gu popped on the screen. Gu Tuantuan tapped on it.

Mama Gu: [I won’t be home tonight. If you’re hungry, there are wontons in the fridge.]

Mama Gu: [There is also milk and bread. You can have that for breakfast. I’ll be home by noon.]

A short while later, another line popped up.

Mama Gu: [No takeout!]

Gu Tuantuan pursed her lips. Her mom knew her too well. She was indeed just thinking about getting takeout.

At that moment, a round-faced girl sat down next to her with a bottle of Rio3 in her hand. She nudged Gu Tuantuan with her elbow and asked, “Hey, what are you doing all the way over here? Why don’t you sing a song?”

Gu Tuantuan wasn’t interested. “I don’t want to sing,” she replied nonchalantly.

“What did you say?” The girl shouted back. The private room was too noisy, and the round-faced girl couldn’t hear her clearly.

Gu Tuantuan shook her head at the girl.

She’s not someone who didn’t like to sing at a KtV, but today, in addition to her classmates, there were also a few people she didn’t know. They’re probably past classmates and friends of the class rep, but they didn’t look like serious students. Some even had tattoos on their arms like delinquents!

These kinds of situations made her very uncomfortable. She just wanted things to end quickly, go home, and play video games.

The round-faced girl was familiar with Gu Tuantuan’s personality, so she didn’t try persuading her again. After sitting with Gu Tuantuan for a while, the round-faced girl grew bored and ran back to romp with the rest of her friends.

The murky air inside the room made her throat feel dry. Gu Tuantuan picked up a drink from the table to take a sip. The cool liquid soothed her throat and made her feel a little better.

Taking a look around, she saw that everyone else was having fun. There were people playing drinking games with a pair of dice, there were people shout-singing at the top of their lungs…

She was the only one who seemed out of place.

Just then, she noticed a young man standing alone in the corner. He was one of the class rep’s friends who she didn’t recognize. He had his sleeves rolled up to reveal a tattoo on his forearm, and he was holding a lit cigarette between his fingers. The smoke clouded the small room, and the ashes flickered in the dim light.

As if sensing her gaze, the young man turned, and their eyes met. The young man sent her a vulgar smile.

Gu Tuantuan turned away immediately, but her gut told her that he was still looking at her.

A sudden sense of unease gripped her heart. She hesitantly decided to get up and walk out of the room. First, she wanted to get away from the young man, and second, she needed a breath of fresh air. The air inside was way too stuffy.

The door closed behind her, and the noise from inside was completely cut off. She sighed in relief at the newfound peace. Outside the room was a long hallway. There were lights placed every few feet, and the air was cool and refreshing.

Gu Tuantuan paced down the hall. What if she just kept walking. Maybe no one would notice if she snuck away quietly.

A door opened behind her and a burst of loud music disrupted the peace then cut away again.

“Hi, pretty lady,” a husky voice, like that of a male duck’s mating call,4 sounded from behind her.

Gu Tuantuan turned to see the young man with the tattooed forearm from earlier. He had a fake smile plastered across his face, “What’s up? Coming out here all alone, did you want something?”

He followed her! Gu Tuantuan felt her heart skip a beat, but kept her voice calm, “No, it’s too stuffy inside, so I came out to stretch my legs.”

“Oh, good,” The young man with the tattoo smiled widely and walked up next to her. “I need to stretch my legs too, let’s go together.”

Gu Tuantuan didn’t respond. She just turned around and walked towards the exit.

The young man followed right behind her and rambled nonstop, “You’re Zhang Yifeng’s classmate right? So you’re starting your second year, right? How many people are there in your class? Do you have a boyfriend?”

No matter what he said, Gu Tuantuan just turned a deaf ear and continued walking without saying a word.

Gradually, the smile on the young man’s face waned and he became more and more impatient. Grabbing her arm, he growled, “What the hell is your problem? I asked you a question, didn’t you hear me?!”

Gu Tuantuan stood frozen in shock by his sudden outburst. Her anxiety showed in her expression. She had wanted to find a waiter or employee for help, but the hallway was empty; there wasn’t a single soul in sight.

“Are you mute?!” The young man with the tattoo growled again. He noticed that Gu Tuantuan was avoiding his gaze, and he became angry, “Stop pretending bitch! Fuck!”

He yanked on Gu Tuantuan’s arm and threw her against the wall.

Her elbow hit the hard surface, and she almost cried from the pain.

“Fucking bitch. I was being nice…”

The young man with the tattoo raised his hand as if to hit her…

But in the next second, his vision went dark as a large hand covered his face, and he was thrown onto the ground.

He had no power to resist. The opponent was too strong.

His head slammed against the marble floor, and he howled in pain. Snarling, he spat, “Who the fuck are you?”

“My name is Jiang Ye.”


1 KtV stands for karaoke television

2 Homework Helper is a phone app… for helping with homework…

3 Ready to drink “alcopop” (according to Wikipedia). FYI, the drinking age in China is 18.

4 The phrase used was 公鸭嗓 or “male duck throat”. It’s a derogatory term for someone who has a low, husky voice (Baidu)

TL Woes:

“My name is Inigo Montoya JiAnG Ye. You touched my girl, PREPARE TO DIE.”

XX Umi Yuki

IN Chapter 16 Not as Good

The sudden sound of a key turning in the lock scared Gu Tuantuan half to death. Her heart thumped loudly and erratically in her throat. At a loss for what to do, she froze in place. Currently, she was sitting half-naked on Jiang Ye’s lap. Her chest and lower abdomen were exposed and splattered with thick, goopy, white stuff. If her mom were to push open the door and see this… The consequences would be unimaginable.

Jiang Ye was also taken by surprise, but he managed to stay calm. Even under such circumstances, he still felt a twinge of loss and disappointment. Patting her bum, he said, “Let me up.”

The girl managed to stand unsteadily. Her hands pulled restlessly on the material of her nightdress.

Clack. The front door opened. Noticing the pair of unfamiliar men’s shoes by the entrance, Mama Gu asked in a loud voice, “Tuantuan, who’s here?”

Fortunately, the door to Gu Tuantuan’s bedroom was half-closed, so her mom couldn’t see the scene beyond.

Jiang Ye grabbed two wet wipes from her desk. He quickly cleaned himself off and pulled up his shorts. Pushing the package of wet wipes towards her, he whispered, “Don’t worry. I’ll go out first and keep her occupied.” He walked out of the room and gently closed the door behind him.

“Auntie, how are you?” Gu Tuantuan heard Jiang Ye say in his good-boy voice.

“Ah! Jiang Ye! You’re here so early! I just came back from shopping—I haven’t had time to prepare anything yet. Are you hungry?”

“It’s okay Auntie. I missed your cooking, I’ve been thinking about it all day, so before I knew it, my feet had already brought me here. Tuantuan is so lucky.”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

The crisis seemed to be averted, for now. The two people outside were chatting merrily. A wave of relief washed over Gu Tuantuan. Her heart dropped from her throat, and she shook herself out of her frozen stupor. Hurriedly, she pulled a bunch of wipes from the package. She must have used over a dozen of them. The gunk was gone, but somehow, the smell—his smell—still lingered.

Bits and pieces of their conversation drifted through the door. She heard her mom’s laughter ringing through the house. Gu Tuantuan pursed her lips and muttered, “Horse fart expert,”1 under her breath.

“Tuantuan, what are you doing?! There’s a guest here, why haven’t you come out yet?” Mama Gu yelled from the living room.

“I’m coming! I’m coming!” Gu Tuantuan quickly straightened her nightdress and checked her appearance in the mirror. Only after she was 100% sure that there was nothing out of place, did she walk out of her bedroom.

Mama Gu turned to look at Gu Tuantuan. Her brows drew up into a formidable frown.

Gu Tuantuan’s heart skipped a beat. Did she suspect something?

With bated breath, Gu Tuantuan took a small step back as her mom approached. What if she smelled him on her?

Mama Gu didn’t notice anything amiss in Gu Tuantuan’s behavior. She looked the girl up and down disapprovingly. In a harsh whisper, she scolded, “Why are you still in your sleepwear? We have a guest! Don’t be a slob, hurry up and get changed!”

Although she had just been scolded, Gu Tuantuan felt the knot in her heart relax somewhat. She turned on her heels and skipped back to her room.

Truth to be told, she had been worried for nothing. Not in a million years would her mom have ever imagined that her precious daughter was doing something improper with a boy while she was out buying groceries.

After changing her clothes, Gu Tuantuan came out to help Mama Gu wash and prepare the vegetables. Jiang Ye also tried to help, but he had never stepped foot inside the kitchen before. He was clumsy and in the way. The more he tried to help, the more of a mess he made. Gu Tuantuan snickered and gleefully ridiculed his uselessness, but Jiang Ye took it all in stride. He didn’t get angry or frustrated, which only provoked Gu Tuantuan even more.

Papa Gu returned home just in time for dinner. Throughout the meal, Papa Gu asked after Jiang Ye’s parents and their current situation. Jiang Ye answered honestly. Where was the conniving brat from earlier? The more she thought about what had happened, the angrier she got. She was always on the receiving end of his bullying! The pent-up rage boiled up from within. Under the table, Gu Tuantuan lifted her foot up and stomped down as hard as she could on Jiang Ye’s foot.

Jiang Ye sucked in a breath. His chopsticks shook, and he nearly dropped the piece of braised pork.

“What’s wrong?” Mama Gu asked.

“Nothing,” Jiang Ye shook his head and glanced at Gu Tuantuan through the corner of his eye. Her nervous, wide eyes were both funny and maddening. If she was afraid that he’d tell on her then she shouldn’t have stomped on his foot in the first place. He stretched his sore foot under the table and moved it away from her line of fire. “It’s nothing. My foot just cramped that’s all.”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

That night in the bathroom…

Gu Tuantuan stood under the shower. The suds washed away under the spray of the hot water revealing clean, pinked skin.

The jet of water hit her sensitive breasts…

The girl was suddenly reminded of the boy’s large hands massaging them.

His hands had been so rough, so powerful…

They were able to engulf all of her breasts and sear every inch of her skin.

Gu Tuantuan stood under the shower for a long time. Hesitantly, she reached up to touch herself. Her small palm made contact first. 

Her eyes shuttered half-closed; her long lashes trembled like a butterfly’s wing. Her fingers closed around the soft, supple flesh, and she squeezed.

“Mm?”

Her eyes fluttered open. The arousal from before was gone, to be replaced by confusion and bewilderment.

Why didn’t it feel as good as when he did it?


1 Horse fart = bootlicker/brown-noser/suck-up/sweet-talker… you get the point. Technically it’s “horse butt expert” (屁 can be used for both butt and fart). The phrase for bootlicking in Chinese is “slapping the horse’s rump”… but I like the sound of “horse fart expert” more, so deal with it.

IN Chapter 15 Tit For Tat

“It’s so soft,” he groaned, unable to contain himself.

Even though he could palm a basketball in one hand, he wasn’t able to grasp all of the girl’s supple breasts. No matter how he tried, her soft flesh kept spilling through his fingers.

Gu Tuantuan didn’t know how to respond to Jiang Ye’s offhanded remark. Her face felt feverish with shame, but she staunchly pretended not to hear him. His large, wicked hand continued to fondle her tits, and she couldn’t do anything about it. Her lips pressed into a tight line; she didn’t make a peep.

The boy’s palms were hot and arid. When they made contact with her nipples, she felt as if her nipples were being seared.

It was the first time her tits were groped like this. It felt… good… Shame and pleasure interwove. The newfound sensations scared her. She wanted to retreat and hide, but the boy behind her was like a wall. He left her nowhere to go.

He kneaded her breasts until they turned into putty in his hands. Below her nightdress, his movements were becoming more and more outrageous. Every undulation was captured by the soft, clingy material.

“Jiang Ye…” Gu Tuantuan’s voice trembled out.

“Hm?” Jiang Ye buried his face in Gu Tuantuan’s neck and took a deep breath.

“S-stop, stop massaging them.”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

“Why? Don’t you like it?” With a brow cocked, he looked up at her with a bemused expression. He lifted her nightdress over her chest to reveal a pair of creamy tits. Then pinching her crimson nipple between his index and middle fingers, he rolled it around in a gentle circle. “But what’s this? You’re so hard here.”

“Don’t… Nnngh, don’t pinch—” At that moment, Gu Tuantuan felt as if every nerve in her entire body were concentrated in the tips of her nipples. Heat burst from the two points and rippled throughout her body. When the tingling warmth spread down to her crotch, it sparked a torrent of wetness to seep out. A damp spot appeared on her underwear.

“You like this,” Jiang Ye drawled. His voice was soft and low. It had a hypnotic affect. The words rang through Gu Tuantuan’s ear canal, lulling her.

“No—” She breathed out weakly. But before she could say another word, she was overwhelmed by the sound of Jiang Ye’s tongue lapping at her outer ear. The sound seemed magnified, she could barely hear herself think.

Jiang Ye rubbed her harder. He fisted her breasts, kneading them vigorously. Her tits were so soft. His fingers sank into flesh with no effort at all. He didn’t want to stop—he could knead her tits forever.

“Ahhh…”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

The dull ache in her breast from his powerful kneading only made the pleasure more acute. She gasped. Heat gurgled deep inside her belly. The small piece of fabric covering her private parts became soaked in her flowing juices. It stuck to her sensitive petals and outlined her intimate spot.

The onslaught of sensations drained her of her energy. Her arms could no longer support her weight on the edge of the table. Instead, she held onto Jiang Ye’s arm. She wanted to resist him, but she had no fight left.  She slumped limply into his embrace and gave in to his teasing hands.

Jiang Ye continued to knead her tits. The sweat from his palms infused with the sweat from her tits until it was impossible to differentiate whose was whose. “Squeeze your legs together, I’m about to cum.” He rasped while bucking his hips.

Gu Tuantuan squeezed her legs together. She could feel the thick shaft sliding between her thighs. The grinding of his penis there, made her legs feel raw and numb. Occasionally, the large, bulbous glans would scrape against her tender labia through her soaked underwear.

She was extremely sensitive right now. Every time he scraped her there, she felt as if she were being electrocuted. The itchy current surged through her lower half like a snake, making her twitch uncontrollably.

Subconsciously, Gu Tuantuan clamped her thighs tighter together, and even tilted her pelvis forward as if asking for more. 

Jiang Ye panted; his breaths were hot and heavy. Between her legs, the giant stalk pumped faster and faster. Gu Tuantuan bounced helplessly on his lap. Her tits swayed to the rhythm of his every thrust.

Pa! Pa! The boy’s thighs slapped against the girl’s buttocks.

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

The fervor of their bodies coming together was as if they were having sex for real.

The boy’s hot breath seemed to blow away all her inhibitions. She let him pump his big cock back and forth between her legs, she even let him knead her bare breasts!

Gu Tuantuan was past regret. The shame she felt was still there and she had thought about stopping him multiple times, but her body just couldn’t muster up the strength to do so.

After a few more thrusts, Jiang Ye suddenly grunted. His entire body tensed, and his arms tightened around her until there was no space between them.

He bucked his hips two more times before his giant penis twitched and his hog’s eye opened. Thick, white semen shot out of the gaping urethra.

Gu Tuantuan let out a sharp squeak as the hot goop landed on her skin. The boy shot harder than usual; his spunk splattered all over the girl’s bare breasts.

Reaching her hand to touch the warm wetness on her body, Gu Tuantuan smeared her fingers through the sticky slurry. The slime stretched between her open fingers like a web. For a moment, she didn’t know what to make of it.

“Jiang! Ye!” Gu Tuantuan exploded in outrage.

Just then, the clinking of keys turning in a lock sounded from the front door.

IN Chapter 14 So Soft…

In the small bedroom, Gu Tuantuan was currently being squeezed by Jiang Ye. His body wrapped around her like a boa constrictor: his arms were wound tight around her waist while his powerful thighs clamped around her smooth legs. A large, fleshy mushroom poked its head through the gap between her thighs. It was dark and gorged with blood. The contrast was stark against the girl’s milky-white skin.

Her body fit snugly inside his embrace. Their body temperatures rose steadily until they were both slick with sweat.

Even the air began to feel hot and heavy, making it hard to breathe.

Gu Tuantuan felt her heart pounding—like galloping horses—faster and faster inside her chest. She gasped for breath, “With my legs?”

The desk lamp cast an orangey glow on her flushed cheeks. Her eyes looked at him full of doubt and apprehension.

“Yeah. That’s it.”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

Jiang Ye showed her. With his powerful thighs still clamped around her legs, he contracted his tight gluteal muscles and bucked his hips upward. Between the mixture of sweat and the boy’s clear precum fluid, the thick stem slipped easily through the narrow gap of her legs.

Then as he withdrew, the underside of the mushroomed glans scraped against the soft, inner flesh. Fuck, it felt so good. He wanted to savor every moment of this feeling. Taking a deep breath, he inundated his olfactory receptors with her sweet scent.

“You don’t have to do a thing. Let me do all the work.”

The boy’s hot breath blew across the back of Gu Tuantuan’s ears. Her neck warmed; she was being scalded from both ends. His pillar of meat burned between her legs. It radiated a musky, intoxicating scent. She had always been the bold one, but the masculine, erotic pheromones coming from the boy kept her frozen in place. She didn’t dare to move from her position

“Mm,” was the only incoherent response she could give.

“Good girl.” Jiang Ye bent down to bury his face in the crook of the girl’s neck. Restraining her body until she could barely budge, he began to pump his thick penis between her legs. His movements were slow but powerful.

With each upward thrust, Gu Tuantuan could feel his pelvic bone digging into her butt. Half of his giant mushroom would punch out the other side. Then it would slowly pull out from below and scratch at her tender inner thighs.

She was consumed with shame every time she saw the broad tip of his penis poking through her legs. The sight of it was too…

It was too much. Her legs, his penis—everything—was covered in a slick, sticky layer of mucus. With every stroke of his penis, a wet squelching sound would echo through the room.

Gu Tuantuan’s cheeks burned bright red. Her body felt limp and soft like room temperature butter. She tried to hold herself up against the ledge of the desk so that her entire body would not sag into Jiang Ye’s arms…

She was a small rowboat on the stormy ocean, thrown about by the tumultuous waves. Her body rose and fell with each surge of his hips—she could barely hold on for the ride.

Without the restriction of a bra, Gu Tuantuan’s tits swayed from side to side. Her sensitive nipples rubbed against the nightdress. The material was soft, but at this moment, it felt like coarse burlap. It rubbed back and forth, over and over… Her body reacted—it was only natural.

The soft, cotton nightdress draped loosely over her breasts. There was no other support, so the two points protruded prominently.

Naturally, Jiang Ye noticed. His eyes went dark with lust. With his free hand, he pinched one of the points through the nightdress.

“What’s this?” he asked while tugging gently. His voice lingered on the last word; his tone was teasing.

Her nipples were hard as pebbles and very sensitive. The itchy sensation from rubbing against her nightdress turned in the tingling gratification. But the fact that he was pinching her there mortified her.

“Nnngh!” Gu Tuantuan squeaked. She quickly bit her lip to stifle the sound, but it was already too late. Jerking her body to the right, she tried to forcibly yank her nipple from Jiang Ye’s grasp.

A sharp, almost painful sensation prickled through her breast.

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

Eyes red, she griped, “Jiang Ye, you idiot! You big, fat, stupid idiot!” Her voice was full of bitter rancor. She felt peeved at the tender, achy sensations still lingering on the tip of her nipple.

“Did I hurt you?” His question made her feel even more ashamed. The tears in her eyes threatened to leak out.

Jiang Ye slowed down the pumping of his hips. His lips kissed up her neck to her ear, and he whispered, “I’m sorry, let me massage it for you.”

“No, don’t… Nnngh…”

Just as those two words left her mouth, she felt a pair of hot lips latch onto her earlobe. Pointed teeth gently nibbled at her. It was a little painful, but then his hot tongue swooped in to soothe the pain.

The hairs on the back of her neck stood up, and she couldn’t help a moan from escaping her lips.

“Don’t worry, it’ll feel better after a massage.” Jiang Ye loosened his grip on the girl’s nipple. His hand snuck up under the girl’s nightdress. Finally, he was touching her breasts without any barriers.

His long fingers engulfed the springy ball of flesh and squeezed.

“It’s so soft,” he groaned, unable to contain himself.

IN Chapter 13 Between Her Legs

Gu Tuantuan looked down. In between her legs was a stick-shaped object tenting Jiang Ye’s shorts. After experiencing that from two days ago, she wasn’t as nervous this time. “Why are you hard again?” she asked, frowning.

Jiang Ye wrapped his arms around her soft, warm body and squeezed. “It’s not my fault, I can’t help it. Maybe it’s just happy to see you?”

Shameless! Gu Tuantuan wasn’t going to put up with his shenanigans this time around. She curled her lips in disgust but couldn’t stop her curiosity from getting the best of her. She lightly pinched the tip of the broad head with her fingers. It was hard but elastic, and even through the layer of clothing separating them, she could feel his intense heat.

Suddenly, the arms around her waist pulled her even tighter. The hard thing inside Jiang Ye’s pants grew even harder.

Gu Tuantuan quickly pulled her hand away. She tried to refocus her attention back on her math book, but it was like trying to ignore a giant pebble inside her shoe—impossible!

Jiang Ye’s discomfort grew as more and more time passed by. His penis was about to rip through his boxer briefs like The Hulk through his clothes. The broad glans poked out from under its protective foreskin; the sensitive skin chaffed painfully against the rough cloth.

Jiang Ye patted the side of Gu Tuantuan’s hips, “Hey, lift your bum up.”

“What do you want?” She asked skeptically but played along anyway.

Jiang Ye responded by dropping his shorts and underwear down to his knees. Out popped his angry red penis. It swayed back and forth a few times before erecting perfectly upright between her legs. The top of the large mushroomed head was wet and shiny with clear mucus, while more continued to flow out from the open hog’s eye.

Gu Tuantuan’s face exploded with heat. Her eyes widened like saucers, and she exclaimed, “Jiang Ye! You— Pervert!”

“You’ve already seen it multiple times; you’re even an experienced pilot. Why are you making such a big fuss?” Jiang Ye asked with a completely straight-face.

Gu Tuantuan choked in anger.

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

He pulled Gu Tuantuan back into his arms and thrust his penis between the girl’s thighs. With a natural tone, he said, “My dick was being suffocated down there. It’s much more comfortable letting it out into the open like this. You just concentrate on your studying, don’t mind me. I’ll put it back after it goes soft.”

So he says, but his penis was getting harder and thicker by the minute. The words that came out of his mouth didn’t match the reality below. She wasn’t convinced.

Gu Tuantuan was only wearing a pair of panties under her nightdress. She had been okay with sitting on Jiang Ye’s lap earlier when they had been separated by his shorts. But now that the shorts were off, her buttocks came in direct contact with the boy’s thighs. She could feel the taut muscles and some hair-like projections prickling against her skin.

The giant meat stick felt like a hot poker. Her skin seemed to sizzle every time it came into contact with the thing. The feeling burned into the top of her thighs like a brand. Her heart betrayed her and began to race inside her chest. She glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. At his calm and collected appearance, she swallowed back her retort. If she said anymore, it would seem as if she were hyper-aware of him and his thing.

The air below the desk became hot and sultry. The boy’s penis stood with its head held high, proud and majestic. Only the top half of it was visible. All the while clear mucus was still leaking from the tip.

Gu Tuantuan gripped her pen, pretending to be calm. She tried to ignore the meat pole in between her thighs and turn her attention back to the math problem. But no matter how hard she tried, the heat of his cock against her tender inner thighs kept bringing her back.

The sensation of that thing there… It threw her heart into utter chaos.

Gu Tuantuan stared unblinkingly at the words on the page. She clearly read them, but nothing was registering.

Her brain couldn’t focus at all. The pen in her hand landed in the empty margin of the page, and she began unconsciously drawing circles. Some time passed before she gathered the courage to speak up, “Jiang Ye.”

“Hm?”

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

“Can you hurry up and make it go down?”

The corner of Jiang Ye’s mouth twitched. “I can, but I’m going to need your help.”

His voice was slightly gruff. It felt like a bolt of lightning striking against her eardrum.

The girl’s long lashes quivered. She had a guess for what was about to happen next. Restlessly, she squirmed on his lap causing the supple skin of the girl’s thighs to inadvertently rub up against Jiang Ye’s erection.

She blushed, “How do I help?”

“It’s simple.”

Jiang Ye pulled her body closer and thrust his hips deep into her thigh gap. “Just help me ejaculate. That’ll help me soften.”

Gu Tuantuan suddenly flashed back to that afternoon. “With my hands?” She asked.

“No.”

Jiang Ye slipped a hand under the girl’s nightdress and caressed her inner thigh. “No,” he repeated, “with your legs.”

TL Woes:

Kind of random, but I was reminded of the song “Ex-Boyfriend” by Lil Dicky while I was translating. Lil Dicky is definitely inspo material when translating descriptions about our male lead’s, ahem, big dicky.

If anyone’s dick has abs… it’s our boy, Jiang Ye.

Definitely go check out the lyrics. It’s so dumb, but oh so brilliant. The more you listen to it the better it gets 🤣

XX Umi Yuki

IN Chapter 12 What’s Under the Nightdress

By 4 PM, Gu Tuantuan was worn out from doing homework problems all day long. She raised her arms and stretched like a cat. Her thin nightdress rode up, molding to the shape of her chest.

What were her teachers thinking? This math book was far too difficult; there were several problems she couldn’t understand. Fortunately, Jiang Ye was coming over later, so she’ll just ask him for help.

Speaking of Jiang Ye, Gu Tuantuan thought back to what happened yesterday. Although she got her wish to rub Jiang Ye’s head as much as she wanted, his hair was prickly like a porcupine’s—it was very painful and unpleasant. But that wasn’t even the worst part! Despite trying her damnedest to muss up his hair as he did hers, with just a simple flip of his head, his hair went back to normal.

Infuriating! Absolutely infuriating!

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

Tonight, Jiang Ye was coming over at the special behest of her mother. Her mother had complained that she hadn’t seen him in a long time, so she invited him to dine with them. Jiang Ye shamelessly accepted the invitation without a second thought to politeness or convenience. (TL: She’s implying that he’s rude for making her mother do more work and cook for him)

Gu Tuantuan went back to studying at her desk, but before she could put pen to paper…

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!

Thinking that it was probably her mother returning from the grocery store, she rushed to put on her slippers and sprinted to the door.

“I’m coming! I’m coming!” She shouted.

Translated by umiyuki. Read the original translation on lovemetilicecream.wordpress.com.

But low and behold, it was Jiang Ye standing outside.

Jiang Ye gave Gu Tuantuan a once over. She was wearing a short-sleeved nightdress with lace trim. It perfectly accentuated the soft, dainty slope of her collarbone. Although the dress was loose-fitting, it clung attractively to her curves.

“Here, from my mom. They’re all your favorites.” Jiang Ye handed her a bag of fruits. His mom had personally selected them when she heard that he was going to Gu Tuantuan’s house for dinner.

When they were younger, they used to live across from each other. His mother would often stuff Gu Tuantuan’s stomach with various fruits and snacks. Over time, she figured out Gu Tuantuan’s likes and dislikes.

Gu Tuantuan received the fruit and thanked him out of habit. But then realizing that it was Jiang Ye in front of her, she harrumphed sulkily and placed the fruit in a bowl on the coffee table.

Jiang Ye didn’t mind. He closed the door behind him, changed his shoes, and sauntered into Gu Tuantuan’s home without any reservations. Noticing that she was home alone, he asked, “Where’s Auntie?”

“She’s buying ingredients for dinner. She said she was going to make all of your favorite dishes.” Gu Tuantuan pouted sourly. She had to eat tasteless rabbit food every night. Then this cheeky monkey comes along and asks for slow-cooked bone broth and braised meat…

Jiang Ye tactfully hid a smile so that he wouldn’t add fuel to the fire.

But like a passing storm, her anger dissipated as quickly as it appeared. “Oh right! Help me with my math homework. There are a few problems I don’t know how to solve.”

“Sure,” Jiang Ye agreed and followed Gu Tuantuan into her bedroom.

He picked up the workbook from the desk and flipped through the questions that Gu Tuantuan left blank. “Is this it? They’re not that hard.” He looked at her.

Her eyes lit up at his proclamation. If these were normal times, Gu Tuantuan would have skewered him with her sharp tongue. But school was about to start, and time was running out. He was her last hope. She sweetly pulled the chair out for him and gestured, “Come, come, Mr. Super Scholar. Please, sit down.”

Jiang Ye sat in her proffered chair and studied the question at hand. Then picking up a blank piece of paper, he wrote down the entire process for solving the problem in a few bullet points.

Gu Tuantuan bent over to take a closer look at Jiang Ye’s explanation. Her brows drew up, and you could almost see the cogs in her brain turning through her facial expression.

The girl’s wide neckline drooped as she bent, and Jiang Ye could see past the girl’s collarbone to the plump, creamy breasts dangling down like falling dew; the delicate, pink-tinged tip…

She was au naturel underneath.

He narrowed his eyes, shuttering his lashes to hide his line of sight.

The scene gave him an idea. He pushed back the chair and pulled the girl into his arms, “Sit down. Standing like that must be uncomfortable.”

Gu Tuantuan was still immersed in deciphering the math problem, so she obediently sat down on his lap without any fuss. Frowning at the piece of paper, she looked it over several times before it finally clicked.

She exclaimed, “Just like that?!”

“Yup. It’s simple, right?” A few strands of the girl’s hair brushed across Jiang Ye’s throat. He swallowed reflexively.

“Hey, then what about this one?” Gu Tuantuan flipped to the next question. She leaned slightly to the side so that Jiang Ye could see it.

Again, Jiang Ye quickly scanned over the problem and effortlessly wrote down the process to solve it.

At this time, Gu Tuantuan truly understood how the title of “Super Scholar” came to be. It was not an empty title.

One after another, the girl continued barraging him with questions, and Jiang Ye continued answering them with ease. 

Gu Tuantuan studied his notes intently, but little did she know that the note-maker was also intently studying her.

Her nightdress was made of pure cotton. It was soft and fitted. There were several attractive box pleats down the front, which emphasized her plump breasts. Her supple thighs sat directly over Jiang Ye’s lap, and his thumb naturally stroked the exposed skin under the hem of her nightdress. Her skin was as smooth as silk and cool to the touch—very pleasant.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Ye inhaled her sweet aroma. His little soldier raised its head and stood at attention, pitching a tent between the girl’s legs.

“Ah! I get it now!” Gu Tuantuan finally understood the problem she was studying. She straightened her posture and drew her legs together—

—Only to catch a stiff, hot meat pole in the gap between her thighs.

TL Woes:

And the answer to the title is…

The author did a great job showing us a very typical Chinese mother-daughter relationship. GTT’s fear of getting scolded, her jealousy at her mother showing affection towards other children*… It’s scary how accurate it is.

*Some background: Chinese mothers don’t like to compliment their own children for fear of them “growing a big head” (getting arrogant). Outward displays of affection (including verbalizing feelings) are also not really a thing in Chinese culture (although it’s changing now). Parents like to show their love in other ways. There is an old Chinese saying: “Beating is caring, scolding is loving. When you do neither that is neglecting”.

XX Umi Yuki